Kellie’s a big Jason Statham fan, so when she found out about Crank: High Voltage a month ago, she jittered excitedly around the house for several days.
Unfortunately, she only got to see the first half hour because her boyfriend stormed out of the theatre after 30 minutes.
For those unfamiliar with the premise, Statham’s heart has been stolen and he has been implanted with a false one, the battery for which he must continually recharge with unlikely stunts such as tasing himself and jump-starting his chest with car cables. All this in order to stay alive long enough to get his heart back. Read the rest of this entry »